Backend developer. Kotlin fanatic. Spring Boot survivor. MongoDB trauma counselor. Built systems that work despite my best efforts to sabotage them.
"Works on my machine" - the four most dangerous words in software development.
"It works on my machine" is my autobiography.
Somehow didn't quit after years of Spring Boot, Kotlin, and MongoDB nightmares. I write backend code that somehow works. Deploy to production with confidence I don't actually have.
Created rangewatch, rpms-server, Sprida, Jarvana, muhasabe. A portfolio of projects that prove I cannot stop building things nobody needs. It's either passion or compulsion. My therapist hasn't decided yet.
Terminal enthusiast. Stack Overflow veteran. IV-drip coffee setup. When coding, everything feels possible. When debugging, everything feels hopeless. The circle of developer life continues.
Anime API nobody needed. Built in Kotlin because Java's verbosity was giving me a migraine. Still maintaining it because quitting is for people with healthy coping mechanisms.
Package manager that somehow works flawlessly. Created at 3 AM with expired coffee and existential dread. The APIs are cleaner than my life.
Discord automation nobody asked for, nobody wanted, nobody uses. Built it anyway because developers love solving problems that don't exist.
Dashboard for running JAR files. Turned terminal complexity into web UI complexity. Different problem, same suffering.
Multitenant accounting platform. Enterprise problems, enterprise complexity, enterprise regret. But hey, it's scalable.
Got a backend problem? Want to discuss system design? Or just want to complain about deadlines? Let's talk.